I quite understand why Dan has lost patience with this topic.
However, @sjdorst may be interested to know that my hamburger menu has changed since I read the FAQ page. It now looks like this:
So it could be that the page only shows at the top and as new until you have read it. I noticed that I earned a badge for having done so (yay!).
As Dan pointed out before, it is not really a FAQ page but I suspect we had better not even go there!