I think I might start my career as a classical composer right here and now, even though I don’t play an instrument and can only barely read music.
My first oeuvre and magnum opus is entitled ASAP (As Short As Possible). It lasts a nanosecond and no note is played. There, I just performed it, its premiere.
All great musicians learn from those who have gone before and I freely acknowledge my inspiration to John Cage.
I may not be able to show off my virtuosity on a musical instrument but I can show off with french and latin words to make myself look cultured.