I Went to a Store

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I’ve seen too many Road Runner cartoons to be taken in by the X

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But doesn’t roadrunner usually get away with it? Maybe you should try…

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The Road Runner always gets away but these days I’m afraid I’m more like Wile E Coyote. :smiley:

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Hmm, apart from the camera changing and the floor material momentarily changing (intentional or glitch) what are we looking at?

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Are you, or the girl, armed with a raspberry?

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At a tangent…
I went into the pharmacy and asked it they had any talcum-powder.
The assistant said, “Certainly sir, walk this way…”
I said, “If I could walk that way I won’t need the talcum-powder !”
:grin:

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What X?

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Bullseyes alternatives:

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1,5 m? In Swedish the recommended distance is a small moose or 7 falafels.

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→→→→→ :loudspeaker: 180!

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Really? I thought the Swedish response was eat, drink, and be merry for tomorrow we die.

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In practice, yes. They have something like 60 times more deaths than us Finns their neighbors.

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I’m guessing none of you spotted the birdseed then.

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Beep beep…
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That’s the first thing I thought of even before I saw the caption!

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