Crash, Save, Write a Haiku

Continuing the discussion from Price increases – another increase every year? :face_with_crossed_out_eyes::

This thread is for @colin , it’s a testament to our ability to be idiots.

@Arcwalde

Glued group takes a spin—
rotation meets resistance,
Splat—SketchUp dreams die.


@bmike

Saving a file.
Crash without warning.
I think I am done working until morning.


I just crashed too. on launch. 35692
I’m not a fan of AI, but I’ll admit that my capacity to write a Haiku in english is pretty limited

SketchUp boots, then fades—
dreams of models left half-drawn,
crashed before the line.

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Stuck line mocks my will—
click and drag, yet it won’t budge.
SketchUp laughs again.

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I hope you used your haiku in the bugsplat !
(feel free to actually put correct info there too)

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Had another one recently:

Scaling group with hope—
Too bold, the model protests.
Bug Splat steals my work.

Sent that one in, :rofl:

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SketchUp view resets—
Layout sighs, then disappears.
Crash blooms, like regret.

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Friday, time for a beer.
Returned, refreshment in hand.
But SketchUp was gone.

:frowning:

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A dramatic pause.
Windows fade white, stretch, flicker.
Fan comes on. All gone.